Then these three created a whole bunch of stuff, creating male and female in many places.
And then when this trio got around to making humans, they decided to do so in their image. So they make a male and a female. Fiction is stranger than Fact because supposedly there were no females hanging around in heaven to ask for input. Then somehow, all of life must be recreated through the female.
Oops!
So then the female is made the “fall guy” for whatever ails humans.
There, that oughta fix it.
Then, the logic is so deeply contorted, that many females still hate the idea of God being a female. It scares them silly. Let's see. Three males in heaven self-created themselves out of spirit or something. Then they made a male human out of dust. Then, one of those males decided to come on down to earth. So they brainstormed and decided they needed a human female to create themselves in human form. They could not figure out how to create themselves in the flesh without a female of flesh. Hmmn! I guess the rib bone idea had gotten old. To make matters worse, blasphemous Jesus gets to Earth, turns around and tells believers: Honor thy mother and thy father so that....
'Nough Said. This Jesus' days are numbered. Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus at the North Pole and a Mrs. Claus.
Yes Virginia there is a Devil in Hell who is hellraiser so much that every time there is thunder and lightening, it is a sign the Devil is beating his Wife and that they both must exist. No Virginia, there is no mommy or any other kind of female in heaven. Sorry little girl, there is no way to be divine except through the male. That's just how it has always been. The Man Upstairs still loves everyone, that should make you feel good. Don't cry and maybe Santa will bring you a special gift this year. Okay? And so Virginia puts on a happy face and goes to bed that night restless in spirit. She calms herself into a deep sleep by repeatedly singing,
”Jesus loves me! This I know,She emphasizes the italicized words to make them sound more believable. She will soon grow out of allowing others to deceive her of the fullness of divinity
For the Bible tells me so
Little ones to Him belong;
They are weak, but He is strong
He will wash away my sin,
Let His little child come in.
There are no females in heaven but
It is a place where love is just
Yes, Jesus loves me!
For the Bible tells me so.”
